Happy Little Trees

Things I’m able to do after an afternoon Starbucks:

1)Walk around the office like a wooly mammoth when no one is watching.
2)Invent a new text symbol for Starbucks and claim that I invented it even if maybe somebody else thought of it: *$
3)Tell about 3 stories (all about myself) in a matter of 5 minutes.
4)Sing several clips of random songs in a row like I’m singing for a TimeLife CD collection commercial.
5)Grip my mouse and try to make myself stay planted in my desk chair to ride out the caffeine rollercoaster.