Once upon a time, there was a girl named Beth who thought she might be getting sick. Her first symptom was waking up in the morning at 3 a.m. feeling like she had a fever and a sore throat. She immediately hit the herbal medicine cabinet and took an Airborne tablet. Then, in the morning, she started loading herself up on zinc.
She was hoping to go find Prince Charming tonight at the ball, but is afraid she might need to stay home and watch a Redbox movie instead. She wasn't having the best hair day anyway due to humidity levels, so everything might be working out just as it needs to be. Prince Charming can keep waiting.
I really hope I'm not getting sick. Come on, antibodies! Fight! Fight! Fight!