Happy Little Trees

Nothing like some "My Cheri Amore" instrumental while being put on hold.

You know, that has to be such a sad profession—Hold Music Musician. Kind of like the Island of Misfit Toys, but for musicians.

“I used to be in a band, but things didn’t work out. Jimmy quit. Joey got married. Should of known we’d never get far. So, I found a job in the classifieds for a Hold-Music Musician. If I keep up the goodwork, I might get a promotion—Elevator Music Musician.”

Note from Happy Little Trees: These statements are in no way geared to be malicious to anyone who might be a hold-music or elevator musician.