I suffer from spray-tanorexia.
Not as dangerous as its melanoma-causing cousin, but socially embarrassing.
This is the best I can come up with to get me through the weekend:
Not as dangerous as its melanoma-causing cousin, but socially embarrassing.
This is the best I can come up with to get me through the weekend:
6 comments:
Alyssa said...
You could cut off the hand, but that has its own set of problems...hmmm, an interesting dilemma. ;)
Me said...
How about boxing gloves a la StrongBad? (I'm hoping you know who StrongBad is, otherwise that will make no sense and you need to go immediately to www.homestarrunner.com!)
Laurie said...
I saw the tan disaster in person last night. It was like a deformity, I couldn't look away. I had to stare at it for a while to get it out of my system. Oh, and I personally think the oven mitt is the way to go.
palomita said...
I bet SWM is pleased that the Murray Christmas cup made the short list of potential weekend survival methods.
Abby said...
You make me laugh :) No easy feat at this time of the morning either :P
Dustin said...
I feel your pain. I still say us red heads should get all things that other minorities in this country get. WE ARE A MINORITY TOO! LONG LIVE THE PASTY RED HEADS!