Happy Little Trees

1) I keep dreaming of buying elastic waist pants.
2) I forget my age. "Let's see...I was born in 1975..."
3) I asked my niece who the adult was on her mission trip, and she replied, "Well, technically, I am an adult."
4) I remember all twelve of Madonna's phases: the punk, the Marilyn, the blonde ambition, the domanatrix, the businessman, the Spanish princess...etc.
5) I still own tapes.
6) I like to stay home on Friday nights to rest.
7) I can't figure out new dance moves.
8) I graduated from college in the 90s.
9) I can count my age by the lines on my forehead like one would determine the age of a tree.
10) I have started liking the TCM channel more than MTV.