Betty White is my hero. I stopped dead in my tracks as I was leaving the hospital cafeteria. I had to do a double take when I saw the television up on the wall. There was Betty up on the t.v. on what appeared to be a soap opera.

My life plan has been as follows:
Get my masters and teach community college.
After I retire and my kids are grown, move to Hollywood to act in the soaps as the crazy Grandma.

I’ve always wanted to get into acting, but if I wait until I can only play a grandmother, no one will ever ask me to do a nude shot, the paparazzi will never bother me as I go to water aerobics, and none of my scripts will contain profanity.

And today, there was Betty White—living my dream—playing the crazy grandmother on the soaps. She’s one golden girl, that Betty.


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3 comments:

    Jimmy, Jennifer, Evelyn June and Arun Bradbury said...

    Beth!
    We're so enjoying your blog. You have such a talent and unique voice. You'll be bigger than Betty someday, I think.

    Can't wait to catch up at Christmas. Email me and we'll set something up. Evie's looking forward to meeting you!
    Jen

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  2. Laurie said...

    I just saw Betty on the soap opera! We had the TVs on in the newsroom and all of a sudden there she was! It was actually priceless because the climactic moment in the dialogue was when the man she was talking to told her he didn't "give a rat's a$$"! Wow.

  3. ... on 12:37 PM  
  4. Ulovebeth said...

    I think she must be the new star of the show. They'll probably have her get an evil twin if she doesn't watch it.

  5. ... on 1:03 PM